“Lead India. It’s a TOI initiative”. Ye nahi likhenge to Times of India kaon padhega? Publicity kaise hogi? Kaonsa ise dekh ke log safai abhiyaan karenge? Ek do ne kar bhi liya, to kya India saaf ho jayega? Bus do minute ka josh hi to jagana hai, log likh denge facebook pe “every Indian should watch this”.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Is desh me har bande ko jaldi hai. Koi thamnaa hi nahi chahta. Aur iske liye thode bahut traffic signal tod bhi liye to kya bura hai? Wrong side gadi dal bhi lee to kaonsa bada gunah kar liya? Thode bahut scratches kisi ki gadi ko marke khud ka rasta bana bhi liya to isme harz hi kya hai?
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Aji gaddho kaa kya hai? Gaao khede chhod do, ye to Delhi aur Mumbai ke national & express highway me bhi kafi matra me hai. Khule gataro me aur gaddho me girke marna to shan ki baat hai Hindustan me. Prince bhi gira tha, hero ban gaya. Mahanagar palika gaddhe hi to khodti hai. Bhartee kahaa hai?
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Bus ek ghante ki barish, aur Delhi Mumbai me baadh jaisi halat hona to aam baat hai. Aise me gadiya band padna aur traffic jam me fasne ka to alag hi mazaa hai. Hamare Hindustan me to chief minister aur prime minister ke gharo ke aas paas bhi paani bhartaa hai. Aur wo bhi traffic me faste hai.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Ek to sarkari afsaro se waise bhi paan chabake thookne ke alawa kuch aur nahi hota. Aur jitna hota hai, use bhi hamari janta janardan Bharat Band karke jalaa deti hai. Yaha political partiyo ko lagta hai ke todfod karne se mehangai kam hoti hai. Economics ke naye naye funde to koi yaha aake seekhe.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Hamare Bharat me dengu ke machhar jab tak aake puppy naa le, maza hi nahi ataa. Gandi galiya ho yaafir posh CWG ke stadiums, har jagah hote hai ye aajkal. Eelaaj karwane hospital jao, to doctor badme aate hai, pehle machhar aake swagat kar jaate hai. Kya AIIMS aur kya Apollo…
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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To kya hua agar stadium ki chhat tapakti hai, aur paani talaab ki tarah bhar jata hai. Khel apni jagah hote rahenge, aur majdoor apni jagah kaam karte rahenge. Deadline kya cheez hai bhaiyya? Abhi kuch aur ghotaale karne baaki bhi to hai. Hindustani hone ka saboot bhi to dena hai duniya ko.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Do minute ki aish karne ke liye, na jaane kitne bachhe paida kar jaate hai. Paal payenge bhi yaa nahi, baadme sochenge. Ladka hua, to jeene ke sahara hoga. Aur ladki to jaise paap hoti hai. Janam lene se pehle hi maar denge. Aur janam le liya, to jeene ki sajaa jhelegi bechari, aur kya?
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Naklee doodh, dahi, achar, ghee to ham bade shan se bechte aaye hai. Ab sabziyo me chemical daalke aur expired item bechke bhi to paisa kamaenge na? Dhaabo aur Hotelo me kaon check karta hai ye sab? Aur hamari chain ki neend bhi kaonsi haraam hoti hai. Food Corporation of India bhi to maze se soti rehti hai.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Ladka uchi jaati ka nahi hai. Ladki us gao ki kyu hai? Gotra nahi milta. Dahej nahi de rahe. Haisiyat aur Biradari bhi to koi cheez hai Hindustan me. Ladka ladki ne pariwar ki marzi ke bagair shadi kar li, to jaan se mar do unhe. Panchayat bulao, tuglaki farman nikalo, kissa khatam karo.
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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Bhookmari se log mar jaye to chalega, lekin hazaaro ton anaaj sarkari godamo me hi sadna chahiye. Aur godam ke bahar pada anaaj pani se bheeg ke kharab ho jaye to galti to barish ki hai na? News walo ka kya hai? Dikhane do unhe. “Mahangai daayan khaaee jaat hai” bhi to hona chahiye na?
26 January & 15 August ko “Mera Bharat Mahan” kahenge naa, ekdum Indian isshtyle me. Desh mahan ho jayega, simple. he he he
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