Monday, January 25, 2010

The Name Is Bond...Simply Bond


If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have “Branches”?

Why round pizzas are packed in “square” boxes?

If we are not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have “parking lots”?

Why do we still call it a “building”, when it’s already built?

He he he…we are a funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world? Isn’t it? And the best part is that we never question these things?

But when a person like me calls himself “Bond”, there exists, not just a big question mark in front of the entire world, but people also expect a very high degree of interrogation that should lead me to some serious non-bail able charges…He he he…

Few of them just become curious though, to know what makes me feel that I am a “Bond”. Still there are few who are thinkers…who do not accept whatever is presented to them until they are highly convinced about things?

Hundreds of times, I have been questioned why do I call myself “Bond”? But believe me, till yesterday, I never met a thinker who questioned my nick name. So I also never bothered to answer this question as to why “Bond”? Every time I preferred to be MUTE and used to IGNORE the question?

The very essence of the existence of this blog is to answer my status quo to that thinker, who is not just expecting an answer but an explanation too… So here it goes…

Datch, Panditji, Sukhanwar and Bond are few of my nick names representing me in a different group of people at different time zones of my life. Each nick name refers to a separate alter ego of the same person, that’s me. This one is specifically for Bond…

The first impression that gets created in our minds when we say Bond is that of Ian Flemming’s James Bond 007. I am a die hard fan of James Bond movies, especially the ones which features Peirce Brosnan as the lead. Right from his dressing sense to the ways of his execution, witty style, whacky one liner’s, use of modern technology, ability to see beyond what is portrayed and 100% commitment to his mission, I simply get charged up when Mr. Bond comes onscreen. And who won’t love to be a Bond in real life. Well, that could be one of the reasons why I call myself “Bond”. More stress should be given on the words – “could be”…

Bond generically means something that binds. People who are close to me know it very well that I bind them with each other and with myself too, to such an extent that loosening does not remain an option. But for that, one really must be close to me. He he he…see what Rashmi an ex-colleague from Xchanging has to write on my orkut (a social networking site) profile testimonial…

Three years post leaving Xchanging, she currently works for Ernst & Young as a Sr. Analyst and still remains a very close friend to me. Apart from many others, Sumit, Rohan, Mohit, Shailly and Dheeraj along with Puneet, Brijesh and Manoj are very closely bonded to me at my existing workplace. And I value them as MY PEOPLE…They too feel the same for me…We are closely BONDED with each other.

My name Rishi in Hindi means a Monk / Saint…but as mentioned in my earlier blogs, I consider myself a scientist who invented his own religion – BONDING…free from every caste, creed, races and classes. Bonding has more depth when compared to words like affair, companionship, relationship and so on and so froth. And that could be another reason why I call myself “Bond”. More stress should again be given on the words – “could be”…he he he

After much introspection, I finally found my love of life. And they are two, not just one. Martial Arts and Investment Research. And I am passionate about both. Leave martial arts aside, the world of investments just fascinates me to the core of my heart.

May be that’s the reason, I see myself as a hardcore investment analyst throughout my life.

Ask any investment professional and he / she will quote -

Bond is a security, in which if invested, the investor will reap fixed and guaranteed benefits at regular intervals, till the time, Bond actually expires.

Now that’s the real reason why I like to call myself “Bond”. May be I should leave upon you people to find out, what prudent investing is all about?

Movies I Watched in 2010...

EVERY WEEKEND, I watch a movie, in a PVR Audi near to my place. Alone...he he he...

And I have been doing this since past seven years in Gurgaon. I used to do this even when I was in Nagpur, my home town...It gives me different perspectives, ideas, recreation, enjoyment and many more things which I apply in a normal course of life...

I don't aspire to be an actor or someone close to movie making. I just want to be an audience, the world has never witnessed before...he he he

I love to give each movie a rating, as per my likes and dislikes...I would keep it simple...the criteria should be 1 for Poor, 2 for Ok, 3 for Good, 4 for Very Good and 5 for Outstanding.
    Below is the list of the movies that I watched in 2010 at PVR Cinemas or a movie auditorium, in a chronological order...
    1. Raat Gayi Baat Gayi (2.5 /5)
    2. Sherlock Holmes (3 /5)
    3. Chance Pe Dance (3 /5)
    4. Veer (3/5)
    5. Rann (4/5)
    6. Ishqia (4/5)
    7. My Name Is Khan (3 /5)
    8. Up In The Air (4/5)
    9. Click (4 /5)
    10. Karthik Calling Karthik (3 /5)
    11. Road, Movie (4 /5)
    12. Teen Patti (3 / 5)
    13. Right Ya Wrong (3 / 5)
    14. Alice In Wonderland 3D (4 / 5)
    15. Love Sex Aur Dhoka (4 /5)
    16. Shapit (2.5 / 5)
    17. The Book Of Eli (3 /5)
    18. Amelia (3 /5)
    19. Nine (3.5 / 5)
    20. Clash Of The Titans 3D (3 / 5)
    21. Prince (3.5 / 5)
    22. Phoonk 2 (3.5 / 5)
    23. Gamer (4 / 5)
    24. Housefull (0 / 5)...worst movie in the entire list.
    25. Iron Man 2 (4.5 /5)
    26. Badmash Company (4 / 5)
    27. Kites (3.5 / 5)
    28. Prince Of Persia (4 / 5)
    29. Raajneeti (3 / 5)
    30. Robin Hood (4 / 5)
    31. Raavan (2.5 / 5)
    32. The A Team (4 /5)
    33. I Hate Luv Storys (3 / 5)
    34. Red Alert (4 / 5)
    35. Inception (5 / 5)
    36. Knight & Day (4 / 5)
    37. Lamhaa (3.5 / 5)
    38. Once Upon A Time In Bombay (4 / 5)
    39. Salt (4 /5)
    40. Aaisha (3 / 5)
    41. Predators (3.5 / 5)
    42. Help (3.5 /5)
    43. Lafange Parindey (4 / 5)
    44. Peepli Live (4 / 5)
    45. Aashaayein (5 /5)
    46. Antardwand (5 / 5)
    47. Resident Evil : Afterlife 3D (4.5 / 5)
    48. Dabangg (3 / 5)
    49. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (5 /5)
    50. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (5 /5) (Repeated)
    51. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (5 /5) (Repeated)
    52. Anjana Anjani (3 / 5)
    53. Crook - It's good to be bad (4 / 5)
    54. Aakrosh (4.5 /5)
    55. Knock Out (5 / 5)
    56. Hisss... (2 / 5)
    57. Raktcharitra - I (4.5 / 5)
    58. Jhoota Hi Sahi (3 / 5)
    59. Golmaal 3 (4 / 5)
    60. Skyline (3 / 5)
    61. Guzarish (4.5 / 5)
    62. Break Ke Baad (2.5 / 5)
    63. Allah Ke Bande (4 / 5)
    64. The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader 3D (3.5 / 5)
    65. Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Se (4 / 5)
    66. Band Bajaa Baraat (3 / 5)
    67. Tron: Legacy 3D (4.5 / 5)
    68. The Tourist (3.5 /5)
    69. Megamind (4.5 / 5)
    Also, the list below shows the movies that I watched at home on a DVD...mostly on my laptop or on my TV / DVD set...must tell you, I don't like watching whatever is shown on a TV...since I always love to go by my choice, especially when it comes to movies, I don't watch them on any movie channel...moreover, the advertisements too, in the middle of the movie bug me up...
    1. The Nines (4/5)
    2. Catch Me If You Can (4/5) (Repeated)
    3. Bridge To Terabithia (5/5) (Repeated)
    4. Nim's Island (3/5)
    5. Spiderwick's Chronicles (2.5/5)
    6. The Pursuit Of Happiness (5/5) (Repeated)
    7. Wild Things 2 (2.5/3)
    8. Wild Things 3 (2 / 3)
    9. Into The Wild (5 /5)
    10. Impact Point (2 /3)
    11. P2 (3 /5)
    12. Gladiator (4.5 /5)
    13. Cruel Intentions 3 (2.5 / 5)
    14. Deception (4 / 5) (Repeated)
    15. The Flock (3.5 / 5)
    16. Breach (3.5 / 5)
    17. Empire Of The Wolves (2.5 / 5)
    18. 21 (5 /5)
    19. Wallstreet (5 / 5) (Repeated)
    20. The Lookout (2.5 / 5)
    21. Dark Is Rising (2.5 / 5)
    22. No Country For Old Men (4 /5)
    23. Training Day (4 / 5)
    24. Rescue Dawn (3.5 / 5)
    25. Sleuth (3 /5)
    26. The Village (4.5 / 5)
    27. Across The Universe (2.5 / 5)
    28. Eastern Promises (3.5 / 5)
    29. 3 : 10 To Yuma (4 / 5)
    30. The Oxford Murders (4 / 5)
    31. Saw 4 (3.5 / 5)
    32. American Pie 5 (2.5 / 5)
    33. Hollow-man (4 /5)
    34. Hollow-man 2 (3.5 / 5)
    35. Incredible Hulk (4 / 5)
    36. Eagle Eye (5 / 5)
    37. Rendition (4.5 / 5)
    38. The Brave One (4.5 / 5)
    39. Minority Report (4 / 5)
    40. Surrogates (3 / 5)
    41. The Happening (3 / 5)
    42. The Hunting Party (3.5 / 5)
    43. Rules Of Attraction (2.5 / 5)
    44. Unbreakable (4 / 5)
    45. Mystic River (3.5 / 5)
    46. Shooter (3.5 / 5)
    47. Accepted (3.5 / 5)
    48. The Good German (3.5 / 5)
    49. Twilight (4 / 5)
    50. Twilight Saga - New Moon (4 / 5)
    51. The Fourth Kind (4.5 / 5)
    52. Pandorum (3 / 5)
    53. Whiteout (2.5 / 5)
    54. Knowing (4 / 5)
    55. Jennifer's Body (3 / 5)
    56. Daybreakers (4 / 5)
    57. The Reader (4.5 /5)
    58. Passengers (4 / 5)
    59. Bangkok Dangerous (4 / 5)
    60. Max Payne (3.5 / 5)
    61. Taken (5 /5)
    62. Paycheck (4.5 / 5)
    63. A Beautiful Mind (5 / 5) (Repeated)
    64. Kingdom Of Heaven (4 / 5)
    65. Road To Perdition (4 /5)
    66. Traitor (4.5 / 5)
    67. Mirrors (4 / 5)
    68. Twelve Monkeys (3.5 / 5)
    69. Pride & Glory (3 / 5)
    70. Street Kings (4.5 / 5)
    71. The Italian Job (4.5 / 5)
    72. Inside Man (4 / 5)
    73. The Alphabet Killer (4 / 5)
    74. Garden Party (3 / 5)
    75. Iron Man (4.5 / 5) (Repeated)
    76. Alien Raiders (3.5 / 5)
    77. Cherry Falls (3 / 5)
    78. Unearthed (3.5 / 5)
    79. Final Destination (4 / 5)
    80. Final Destination 2 (4 / 5)
    81. Final Destination 3 (3 / 5)
    82. Red Line (2.5 / 5)
    83. Elegy (4 /5)
    84. Eden Lake (4 / 5)
    85. Inkheart (4 / 5)
    86. The Uninvited (3 / 5)
    87. Black Christmas (3.5 /5)
    88. Harry Potter 1 (3.5 / 5)
    89. Harry Potter 2 (3.5 / 5)
    90. Harry Potter 3 (3.5 / 5)
    91. Harry Potter 4 (3.5 / 5)
    92. Harry Potter 5 (3.5 / 5)
    93. Harry Potter 6 (3.5 / 5)
    94. The Burrowers (3.5 / 5)
    95. Edge Of Darkness (4 / 5)
    96. Friday The Thirteenth (4 / 5)
    97. The Informant (4 / 5)
    98. Law Abiding Citizen (4.5 / 5)
    99. The Unborn (3.5 / 5)
    100. New York - I Love You (3.5 / 5)
    101. Sorority Row (3.5 / 5)
    102. The Collector (3.5 / 5)
    103. Cracks (4 / 5)
    104. Thick As Thieves (3.5 / 5)
    105. A Nightmare On Elm Street (3.5 / 5)
    106. Push (3.5 / 5)
    107. Freddy vs. Jason (4 / 5)
    108. From Paris With Love (4 / 5)
    109. Splice (5 / 5)
    110. Changeling (4.5 / 5)
    111. State Of Play (4 / 5
    112. The Crazies (4 / 5)
    113. The Taking Of Pelham 123 (4 / 5)
    114. The Horsemen (4 / 5)
    115. The Sorcerer's Apprentice (3.5 / 5)
    116. The Twilight Saga - Eclipse (4 / 5)
    117. The Last Airbender (2.5 /5)
    118. The Bounty Hunter (2.5 / 5)
    119. Armored (3.5 / 5)
    120. Hard Candy (3.5 / 5)
    121. Transporter 2 (4 / 5)
    122. Derailed (4 / 5)
    123. Red Eye (4 /5)
    124. Drag Me To Hell (4.5 /5)
    125. Perfect Getaway (3 / 5)
    126. District 9 (4.5 / 5)
    127. The Hurt Locker (4.5 / 5)
    128. Transporter 3 (4 / 5)
    129. Living & Dying (3 / 5)
    130. Serenity (3.5 / 5)
    131. Stay (3.5 / 5)
    132. The Wolfman (4 / 5)
    133. The Messengers (3.5 / 5)
    134. Crank (4 / 5)
    135. Crank 2: High Voltage (3.5 / 5)
    136. The Death & Life Of Bobby Z (3 / 5)
    137. 30 Days Of Nights : Dark Days (4 / 5)
    138. Green Zone (4.5 / 5)
    139. The Expendables (4.5 / 5)
    140. The Final Destination (3.5 / 5)
    141. Lake House (4.5 /5)
    142. The Prestige (4 /5)
    143. Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (3.5 /5)
    144. Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian (3.5 / 5)
    145. Unknown (4 / 5)
    146. The Covenant (2.5 / 5)
    147. Children Of Men (3.5 / 5)
    148. Pulse (4 / 5)
    149. Turistas (4.5 / 5)
    150. Nightmare Man (2.5 / 5)
    151. Population 436 (4.5 / 5)
    152. The Pink Panther (4 / 5)
    153. The Pink Panther 2 (4 / 5)
    154. Rogue Assassin (War) (4 / 5)
    155. The Holiday (4 / 5)
    156. The Tripper (2 / 5)
    157. Failure To Launch (3 / 5)
    158. A History Of Violence (4 / 5)
    159. Grindhouse: Planet Terror (3.5 / 5)
    160. Funny Games (2.5 / 5)
    161. I Will Always Know What You Did Last Summer (3.5 / 5)
    162. Cleaner (3.5 / 5)
    163. Silent Hill (4 / 5)
    164. Ideocrasy (4.5 / 5)
    165. Kungfu Panda (4.5 / 5)
    166. Extra-ordinary Measures (4.5 / 5)
    167. Date Night (3 / 5)
    168. Cloverfield (3 / 5)
    169. Spy Next Door (4 / 5)
    170. The Town (4 / 5)
    171. Valentines Day (4 / 5)
    172. Wall-E (4.5 / 5)
    173. The Karate Kid (3.5 / 5)
    174. Tron (The 1982 release) (3 / 5)
    175. The Lovely Bones (4.5 / 5)
    176. Confessions Of A Shopaholic ( 3.5 / 5)
    177. He Is Just Not That Into You (3.5 / 5)
    178. The Life Before Her Eyes (4 / 5)
    179. The Tuxedo (4 / 5)
    180. Before The Devil Knows You Are Dead (4 / 5)
    181. Bruce Almighty (3.5 / 5)
    182. How To Train Your Dragon (4.5 / 5)
    183. The 40 Year Old Virgin (3.5 / 5)
    184. Good Luck Chuck (3 / 5)
    185. A Dangerous Man (3.5 / 5)
    186. The Recruit (4 / 5)
    (Repeated) means I loved the movie and watched it repeatedly. There are movies which I simply love to watch again and again...

    The list will be updated every week, as and when I will be watching more of them...

    There is a pattern which applies to me...

    The week which goes without watching a movie in a cinema hall, actually ruins my personal and professional life. I know you might consider this superstitious. But what if it holds true in my case and has been tested ever since past seven years?

    Sunday, January 17, 2010

    Charms Of A Sweet Devil...

    Sometimes, we inadvertently become the worst enemies of our close friends. And we still don’t deny our friendship. That’s because we love to live in a fictional world of illusions.

    Today being the chilliest day of the winter 2010, I was trying my best to go through the online books on my laptop. I planned it well in advance that post January 15, 2010, I would re-engage myself with all my study material. After all, this would be the final level of one of the toughest exams which I would be appearing in another three four months. Blame it on the chilly temperature despite of using a blanket over a quilt (rajai), or the toughness of the study material, I was not able to build my learning insights. And then I saw a ping from Sujit. After a normal how wow discussion, he asked me if I have written a new blog, to which I replied him – no.

    6:33pm Sujit

    what abt ur blog?

    kuuch likha aapne?

    6:34pm Rishi

    yes...Brijesh ki shaadi ke reception ke baare me likhaa hai...

    6:34pm Sujit

    ladkiyo ke barey mein?

    6:34pm Rishi

    ladkiyo ke baare me kuch nahi likhaa...Bramhachaari hu yaar..

    he he he

    6:35pm Sujit

    Yeah i knw tht, uskey alawa?

    epsita ke barey mein sir

    uska dimag

    jo chacha choudry jaisa hai

    6:36pm Rishi

    he he he...likh sakta hu...but abhi maine apne dimaag ke baare me sochnaa shuru kar diyaa hai...I have started preparing for the final level exam....

    Epsita ka kyaa hai...wo to chali gayi

    ab waise bhi nahi jhelnaa padegaa...na use hamko...aur na humko use...he he he

    6:37pm Sujit

    yeah

    6:37pm Rishi

    But seriously, she was a good girl...dimaag se paidal thi...but otherwise a very good girl…will definitely miss her around

    6:38pm Sujit

    yeah subsey jyada mein kyoki mein uska dimag (jo bahut kum tha) subsey jyada mein hi khata tha

    he he he

    6:39pm Rishi

    correct....I know that...the best was when you addressed Saurabh to lift her up for his dumbles practice, to make his dolle sholle...that was hilarious...I could not stop myself from laughing the whole day...he he he

    For a while, I was distracted. And the distraction continued till I was forced to go into the flashback wherein six months ago, I was quite irritated by the Gmail team which moved adjacent to my workstation in my office. At that time, it was invasion of my privacy as I normally prefer to work in a serene environment. The fact that I was not the owner of my company left me with no choice, but to work with those people whom I used to consider the most immature lot of corporate world. They are the regular customer service representatives who either have telephonic conversations or emails to respond. Read my previous blogs, and you would easily sense my hatred towards them. Reason – they are happy following Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs) thereby keeping themselves away from jobs that asks people to use grey matter. With this hatred in my mind, I used to curse the situation where in I had to work sitting next to these people.

    Voraciously, a female voice greeted her boss…

    Female – Hello Sir. How are you doing? Kyaa baat hai aajkal nazar hi nahi aate aap to. Lagtaa hai kaafi busy busy rehte ho?

    Boss – Bus aise hi…yahaa tak aane ka time nahi milta...

    Female – Dekha, maine kahaa naa, busy rehte ho aap!

    The boss noded his head and left. The lady then whimpered with a fuss – Busy kya khaak rehtaa hai ye. Is company me TLs aur Managers kabhi kaam nahi karte…magar dikhaenge aise, jaise unse busy aur koi nahi hai…

    I was like - what the hell? I peeped right to see, who this lady was, who was totally ignorant of the fact that she was sitting near to an Assistant Manager (me).

    And I saw a thin kiddo like girl, who obviously represented the so called BPO crowd. As if, she was still in her teens but got a job very early and has yet to develop the so called business maturity and organizational behavior. She was half the size and weight of a normal female. Sorry! Not half, but one fourth actually…he he he…But had a voice which at times was mellifluous but mostly was sonorously loud and vibrant. She constantly blabbered while working. Chitter Chatter Chitter Chatter Chitter Chatter, my God!

    I was so furious over her, that I irritatingly expressed my anguish to my neighbor who turned out to be Sujit, her team mate.

    Rishi – Ye hai kaon yaar? Kisi ne isko bataaya ke ye kitnaa bolti hai? My God! Samjhao yaar ise…

    Sujit – he he he…samjhaa denge sirji.

    The chatter gal continued to blabber, jabber, twiddle and giggle for about a month or two and I did nothing considering she belonged to other team and her reporting was not with me. Suddenly this girl held up with a pin drop silence. I then realized that while in a casual interaction, I told her that she actually talks too much and also disturbs. Astonishingly, that casual interaction made her mute. It was that simple to stop this girl from being a work place devil who always pestered me.

    I just tried to be me, straightforward. And it worked.

    Won’t anyone be surprised to see a muffled tongueless person who used to constantly blabber all the time? I was. Well, that was just the beginning of charms getting radiated from this devil.

    Upon asking, she revealed her name as Epsita. Normally, people would spell it “Ipshita”…but no, instead of “I”, she starts it with “E” and yes, she likes to keep the effects of “h” hidden while spelling it, but wants us to be vocal with “h” while pronouncing her name. Ahem…wasn’t she quirkily monarchy?...he he he…that’s exactly what I mean by the word “charm”…he he he…

    I liked her attitude when she molded herself mute, so that she may not cause disturbance to anyone. It showed her tender benevolence. Moreover, during few casual interaction, she revealed that she also dislikes the BPO culture but has to work in a BPO job due to lack of choice. That was the time I understood that she has the right mindset and eagerness to change for betterment, and would certainly do so. It’s only that one should point/guide/poke her up for driving self improvement. And then I started interacting with her casually. I always kept our interaction with light doses of pranks and spoofs, so as to make her comfortable. I never wanted my seniority to infringe my connections with any of the Gmail team members. Hence I kept all my interactions with all the Gmail team members very casual. And may be that’s where I made a mistake. If you allow your juniors to laugh along with yourself on a joke or a prank, there are good chances that sometime, they would start laughing on you too. And then there would be a time when they would start taking you and your words lightly.

    When ever I used to see Epsita and her other team members, working on KANA I used to get nostalgic about my Convergys days. Even I used to work on KANA which is an email management application. Five years ago I had the same profile as Epsita and her other team members have today. The typical call center customer service profile. But in the due course of time, I realized I was in a world less appreciated by intellectuals.

    My evolution from a customer service representative to an investment professional wasn’t an easy task. The journey was full of learning’s, mistakes, networking, internet surfing, reading and staying on top of things that affected my professional and personal life. Everything in this journey had a cost associated with it. Sometimes, the cost was directly in terms of money, where as mostly it used to be in terms of sacrifice, letting things go, control, introspections, living a lonely life and doing constant soul searching.

    I always stressed on doing things which interests us rather than doing things just for the heck of it. That’s exactly the message what Three Idiots gave to the world. And I have been preaching this message to my people ever since the time I changed myself 4 to 5 years ago. Because I understand, what the pain of lack of awareness is all about. How it keeps us and our lives at inertia thereby consuming substantial duration of our youth. I always felt a need of an elder brother who could have guided me with things. Somehow, I still feel the need of a mentor. Of course my struggle is still continuing, because though I am working in a knowledge oriented profile I am still a BPO employee and not an actual Investment Banker. But when I see people at a stage where I was five years ago, I immediately rise myself up to coach them, mentor them and offer them whatever I have learnt in the due course of time.

    I learnt things the hard way. I try my best to make it easy for them without charging them anything. And it’s a worldwide fact that whatever comes for free is always subjected to suspicion. Even my offerings to Epsita were preyed upon with dubiousness by her friends and colleagues. They started ribbing and teasing her with all sort of taunts that they could think of. Now what do you expect from a young girl whom people knit with a middle aged man. Obviously, she would feel conscious about the fact and would avoid direct coaching confrontations. Isn’t it? That’s very humane…One thing I noticed about her was that she was extremely comfortable interacting with me when her friends were not around. And when they were, she consciously tried to avoid exhibiting our alliance.

    My intuition first and then my networking with few other members of the Gmail team, made me aware of the happenings that were going on. But I preferred not to retaliate. I seriously preferred to be neutral. Based on my experience; I have always seen people with conservative myopic vision remaining at a place where they previously were because they underestimate the power of mentorship. As expected they proved that they really belong to a genre of immature gimmicks, who would always fail to identify prospective guides who can direct themselves for a better life and a fruitful career. People with casual attitude like her friends would never be ready to learn from others mistakes and experiences. They themselves don’t have the audacity to evolve for betterment and have unknowingly been instrumental in causing loss of mentorship to someone who could have been benefited from it.

    It's true, that sometimes, we inadvertently prove ourselves to be the worst enemies of our close friends. Isn’t it?

    Well, two days before Epsita’s last working day in our office, she jokingly called me – Gadhaa (donkey). Had it been anybody else, I would have fired that person left, right and center. That’s what I am known for, in general. This was the first time I witnessed in my entire life that an executive addressed someone from a management cadre by calling him a donkey and that too on his face. Strangely, I felt good, instead of feeling bad. I felt her connection getting converted into a bonding. Now what would you call this – Charms Of A Sweet Devil…isn’t it? He he he

    Good things come in small packs. My stint with this devil was very short, just of 6 months. "Friendship" is a word which will skew our alliance, if used in our context. Since I could not teach/preach her anything, I won’t even call myself her "mentor". She did not report to me officially, so no, she was not even a "team member". Those who are thinking that "attraction" should be the right word for our alliance, they are again seriously mistaken. People can be good to each other, without having any serious purpose, notion and relationship. In fact, there is no word that can suitably describe our short alliance. Now that she is no more working in my company, it’s obvious that we would forget each other. However, somewhere down the memory lane, I would still love to have those pranky moments cherished, which gave me a human touch and an opportunity to laugh whole heartedly, when I was living a mechanical life, which I call it – Corporate Juggernaut. It's a flavor which very few people in my office like Sumit, Puneet and Brijesh add to my life.

    This blog was supposed to be on Epsita’s dumb brain…which Sujit sarcastically calls – Chacha Chaudhary jaisaa dimaag…jo ki computer se bhi tez chaltaa hai…

    Well, in her context, Epsita’s brain and her understanding about worldly things is so imbecilic (foolishly different) that even computers might fail to analyze them…he he he…

    Even if I try my best, I can not write about them, despite the fact that I and Sujit used to laugh on her feeble-mindedness, for hours and hours, without taking breaks. And for this, you can once again blame her CHARMS.

    Sunday, January 3, 2010

    A Two Hour Trip To South India - Happy Togetherness, Brijesh & Deepthi

    Just add “South” to “Indian” to get “South Indian”. Is the word “South Indian” that very simple? Is it only about the dark complexioned people, speaking some alien language in a very fast pace which most of us don’t understand? Or is it just about Idli, Dosa, Uttappam and Sambhar Vada? Well the answer is – NO…There is much more to it. It takes more than just visiting South India to know what actually South Indians are all about. Well for me, the journey has just started…

    Ever since my childhood, I never had even a single south Indian close friend, so I never got a chance to know what material they are made of. And even till 2nd January 2010, I used to feel the same. But the very next day brought this pleasant change. For sometime at least, it made me forget what happened with us on the New Year night.

    Puneet as usual, the laziest guy of us, was very reluctant to wake up even at 10:30 on this chilly morning. On the top of it, he did not even pack the gift which we got a day earlier. Well, that wasn’t a surprise for me? Coz, that’s what Puneet Raheja is all about…he he he. Moreover, he also had to pick Manoj from CP, who took a direct flight from Pune to Delhi the same day and was just on time to attend Brijesh’s marriage reception, which was supposed to begin at 11:00 am. Upon several calls & discussions, we finally reached the venue called “Ayyappa Temple” in RK Puram.

    While entering the temple, we were first stopped by an attendee who instructed us to remove our shoes. Incidentally, we then realized that we were not entering a usual marriage hall or a lawn, but an actual Temple which was truly emitting holy radiance in and around its surroundings.

    Lo ji...Puneet, who took mostly an hour just to make him up for the event, was slightly perplexed.

    Puneet – Yaar, we are dressed in our Blazers. Without shoes, hum log kaise lagenge?

    Me – Perfect item lagenge. He he he…common, remove your shoes along with your blazers and let’s step in sooner as we are already late…and it’s chilling cold here…

    By the time we entered the hall; Brijesh and Deepthi, were meeting the guests on stage. Both of them were looking complete as they were complementing each other with the smiles having future in it. I guess that’s when we realized, Brijesh was done with all the “Pooja’s”, “Archana’s” and “Upasna’s”…he he he…I mean to say, all the traditional marriage rituals were already over when we reached the place. Don’t get me wrong guys…he he he…Brijesh is a very serious guy…he he he…

    Upon seeing us, Brijesh was kind of overwhelmed with joy. May be that’s because this was the second occasion when the entire DAMM was together after Manoj’s transfer to DITP. Or may be because, we three were the only people from office who finally attended his day. Brijesh introduced three of us to Deepthi and then we had a quick snap clicked in a group. Well, mine introduction was special…he he he…as a blogger…I don’t know how, but these days, I am enjoying the pleasures of having great readers who trace / follow my blogs time to time…of-course, friends like Puneet and Brijesh are the promoters of my webpage too…Deepthi and most of Brijesh’s friends wanted to meet the blogger which he used to talk about…hence me…I am sure, their preconceived image of Rishi Gajbhiye as a blogger might not have met my physical personality. It’s different…you see…

    After meeting all the guests, we enjoyed a show wherein the photographer purposefully asked the married couple to pose for different angles and shot their pictures with every possible move. Few ladies sitting behind us were murmuring about their own marriage experience as if the married couple made them nostalgic about their own experiences…we too enjoyed the whole scene…

    I was trying to search people from our office and to my dismay; I couldn’t find even a single one apart from we three. Too bad guys…this event was special enough to be with Brijesh and Deepthi…How can people miss this event? And I am especially not happy with those who report to Brijesh and those who try hard to prove their closeness with him by having dinner together in office. It was still Delhi and people could have easily managed two hours to attend this event and make the couple feel happy. Anyways, that’s how people mostly are…after all everyone can not be DAMM…right?

    After a while, Brijesh stepped down from the stage and introduced us to his old friends and buddies. Must tell you, all of them were South Indians. We kind of explored the Ayyappa Temple from every possible angle. It was already a chilly morning and to add topping, it started drizzling too…and the Ayyappa Temple in the drizzling rain was just an amazing place to be…

    Then came the best part of this event…Food…This is one aspect where I really needed improvement. As I never tasted more than a single chapatti, (bread) in the so called marriage ceremonies that I have attended in the past two years. Well this was an exception. Brijesh took us to the basement of Ayyappa temple for lunch. Upon seeing banana leaves, I got excited. Brijesh informed that it was not a regular North Indian food but a typical South Indian one. Both Manoj and Puneet grew pale upon listening to this…he he he…not me…coz I was green listening to this…Well, both Puneet and Manoj along with Brijesh are chicken loving people…they can’t survive without having non vegetarian food…and South Indian dishes are all about vegetarian food…something customized for me only…he he he…

    I decided to have my lunch using my regular hand thereby sacrificing the spoons which both Puneet and Manoj picked up…I am an ardent believer of the fact that South Indian food can not be enjoyed with spoons. Hence, you must not shy being a Roman, especially if you are in Rome…he he he…try licking your fingers and you would love it with those sambhar and naariyal chatni…he he he…

    There was this gentleman who was sitting right next to me and was instructing me how to take the pleasures of having a south Indian food. I was having rice along with sambhar in a regular style…but this gentlemen urged me to mix the chutney with the two achar (pickles) along with rice and sambhar and smash the papad on the top of it and then lick it in your mouth…believe me, it was heaven…he he he…for the first time I came to know that there is a special technique of eating south Indian food which this gentleman demystified. To my surprise, the menu did not have even a single dish that I had eaten earlier. Everything was new to me. And those which were not, were actually cooked in a style not known to me. Of all the items, I loved “coconut beans” and “adaa kheer” very much…I had all of mine, Puneet’s and Manoj’s food too…trust me, I was the last person who left the lunch table…he he he…Ever since I started dieting in April 2009, this was the first time, when I had so much of food at a single go…I would always relish it’s taste and would try my best to attend “Onam” just to satisfy my taste buds for a truly amazing malyalami food…he he he

    After lunch, we had a brief interaction with all the friends and relatives of Brijesh. The language was alien to me…and I was just trying my best to smile at every joke which these people were cracking at that time, without even understanding them. He he he…now that’s a joke, isn’t it? Well I had to do so coz I was waiting for Puneet who left for a while to drop Manoj somewhere in Dhaula Kua…Although I couldn’t understand even a bit of their interaction, one thing I understood very well…I REALLY MISSED A GOLDEN CHANCE OF BEING IN KERALA FOR BRIJESH’S MARRIAGE. IT COULD HAVE GIVEN ME A WHOLE NEW INSIGHT ABOUT SOUTH INDIA…anyways, I must say; the journey has just begun, as it has for Brijesh and Deepthi too…

    Now you will feel no rain,
    For each of you will be shelter to the other.
    Now you will feel no cold,
    For each of you will be warmth to the other.
    Now there is no more loneliness for you,
    For each of you will be companion to the other.
    Now you are two bodies,
    But there is only one life before you.
    Go now to your dwelling place,
    To enter into the days of your togetherness.
    And may your days be good and long upon the earth.

    Friday, January 1, 2010

    First Night Of 2010 - Shame On Us, Indians...

    With great power comes great responsibility. You all might have known this phrase from the movie Spiderman. But what if one does not have great power? Shall he then not choose to be a responsible person? After all, responsibility, by the virtue of fact, is nothing but a choice. Isn’t it?

    Since past three days, Puneet, I and Brijesh were making plans for celebrating the night of 31st December 2009. Booz and fag, girls and music, what more do you need to make it a happening night? Brijesh was about to bring his newly wedded wife along with him. Puneet was supposed to have his girlfriend for the celebration. I as usual, was about to give them company alone as I always prefer being single. However, to add more light to the plan, we were about to pick a few female colleagues along with three or four friends of Puneet. All in all, we had a wonderful plan for a group celebration. But then, the entire world knows that we are very good planners. When it actually comes to execution, we guys tend to deviate from our so called plans. This time also, our plan changed at the last moment. All of a sudden we dropped the idea of having ladies along with us and thought to go with a stag entry (males only) in any of the nearby pubs in Gurgaon, to enjoy daaru, music and chhedofy other visiting girls just for fun sake. Must tell you I don’t drink…so keep me out of daaru thing, ok…Somehow those friends of Puneet who were about to join us also changed their plans. So we three were the only ones who stepped out of our office at about 2:00 am in the night (morning ideally) hunting for some serious “MASTI”…

    I also had Om and Sujit in my mind as I gave them my cell number to call me just in case they don’t manage to get a local transport in the midnight. Both of them along with Saurabh and Himanki went for a movie – “3 Idiots” at the Metropolitan Mall for a 10:50 PM show. Since we three idiots, Puneet, me and Brijesh took Puneet’s car, I was slightly worried as to how would I drop Om and Sujit if they call me for help. Anyways, we still had Puneet’s car so it was not that big a problem. But I was still not in a mood to enjoy, as I had a hefty amount of tax cut in my salary which got credited to my bank account a few hours ago, which actually ruined all my financial plans. With this thought in my mind, we reached Sahara mall and Vipul Agora situated next to each other. However, we found a huge group of male population outside there. So we thought to check out other malls and hence moved on.

    We again saw a huge male population in front of Metropolitan Mall, but somehow felt the need of checking the mall from inside. We parked the car and tried to enter the mall. The guard stopped and warned us not to go inside as there was a fighting among few drunken people in the pub, due to which the police had to close the pub. Any which ways, we thought that we might see some beautiful faces moving out of the pub. So we still entered the mall, thereby ignoring the security guard. And when we really did not see even a single Miss 2010 over there, we moved out of the mall. However, the crowd outside the mall just got tripled. Like us, everyone in the crowd was eyeing upon the females getting outside the mall. Some of them actually passed few comments too. And then, few drunken people had a fight among themselves. Reason – the same which caused Ramayana and Mahabharata. Women. That was the time when I recalled that the show for “3 idiots” might have ended and felt the probability of having Himanki, a female colleague in the mall along with Saurabh, Om and Sujit. Although Himanki is not so close to me, but still I got tensed as I knew her since past one month. Moreover, I was the one, who fetched them the tickets of such a late night show, which made me feel guiltier. Also, she told me that she would be on a bike with Saurabh which added more worries. Females on a bike, that too in midnight are open invitations to the nocturnal wolves compared to those hidden in windshield of a car. With such things happening outside the mall, I did not feel the place was safe for any female. The only problem was that I did not have the cell numbers of any of them. So I did not know how to contact them. Neither did Om & Sujit call me. Due to a tensed situation, I started dialing my office desk telephone number, just in case, if they might have reached office, they might pick it up. I don’t remember exactly, but roughly I called continuously on my desk for about 15 to 20 times nonstop. Still no one answered the call. With a blank question mark on my mind for the safety of Himanki and party, we moved on from that place. There was nothing we could do.

    Our next stoppage was again Sahara Mall. Sensing more and more crowd there, Puneet did not park his car near to the mall. He futuristically figures out problems in such areas, and hence took a precautionary measure. When we reached Sahara Mall, we felt that the crowd was moving towards the entrance of the mall. The curiosity factor also moved us along with the crowd. We saw a well dressed couple stepping outside the mall, for which the crowd moved towards them. Suddenly we saw the girl falling down and screaming loudly. The crowd attacked her and her boyfriend was helpless in defending her. They were 20 to 25 people who were misbehaving with her. They even tore her clothes. However, the security guards came in for help, just in time and escorted the couple back to the mall. The entire scene happened right in front of our eyes and we were shocked to see this happening for the first time in our lives. All we could hear was the scream of that girl and the shocking effect it had in our minds. In past even I did some mischief with girls, but I never crossed the limits of decency with anyone. I do it in such a way that other party also enjoys the prank. However, this was the first time; we saw limits getting crossed by a group of few Jaats who did it just for the sake of having fun on New Year night. We along with other public present there played just the mock audiences and nothing more than that. There was nothing we could do.

    Somehow, we felt the place inappropriate, so we thought we should move on. Surprisingly, we saw a PCR van just outside the mall. We were again shocked as the entire drama happened in front of the police too. And to add to our dismay, the police did nothing to control the situation.

    Anyhow, we moved towards crossing the road so as to get our car. Suddenly, I remembered that I once called Om on his cell so I might have his number saved in my phone book. I was lucky to see his number and unlucky to find his cell switched off. I once again tried to call on my office desk. When no one picked up the phone, I wrote an SMS to Om. Suddenly, we heard another scream of a girl. And we rushed towards the mall to check out what happened? By the time we reached there, we did not find anything. So we could not figure out the actual happening. But we knew there was a serious problem prevailing in the vicinity of the mall. And the police was of no help. Don’t know why? Again we saw a couple, running from Sahara Mall towards Chakkarpur taking the midway lane between Sahara Mall and Vipul Agora. And then the entire crowd along with few guards also followed them. We heard a girl screaming again but this time it happened in a nearby shop which we think the girl entered to hide herself. We still don’t know what happened with her there in the shop, as we could not enter the shop. Also, we saw few policemen with guns and wooden rods coming out of the shop exclaiming – nothing happened inside and that there was no one in the shop. There was nothing we could do.

    This time the crowd approached few other couples coming outside from Vipul Agora. Sensing problem, the couples rushed back to the Agora.

    However, this time, Puneet & Brijesh felt – enough is enough. That was the time, they rediscovered themselves.

    Brijesh – Saale kyaa ghatia harkat kar rahe hai ye log. Saalo ko peetne ki ichha ho rahi hai…

    Puneet – Kutto ko sach me maarna chaahiye yaar.

    I was still silent. I just don’t know why my blood was not boiling. May be the real life situation actually made me blank to such an extent that all my martial arts practice went in vane. Had there been two three people, I could have still handled the situation. But they were more than 25 and somewhere down the line, I felt that the police was also supporting them. After all, most of the policemen in Gurgaon are Jaats too. I wasn’t feeling the kick to do something, not even for cribbing. Rather, I was again very comfortable in being a mock audience. To my surprise, Puneet approached the PCR Van…

    Puneet – Are bhai sahaab, ye sab kyaa ho rahaa hai? Roko naa inko…

    Police Driver – Hum kyaa kar sakte hai bhai?

    Puneet – Are aap log hi to kar sakte ho.

    Police Driver – Har mall ke saamne aisa hi jamghat laga hua hai. Kis kis ko rokenge hum log?

    Puneet – sabhi ko roko. Yehi to tumharaa kaam hai.

    Police Driver – Aisaa hai, wo log itne saare hai. Aur hum log zyadaa nahi hai. Hum log kuch nahi kar sakte.

    Puneet – To phone karo. Commissioner ko, DIG ko, aur force mangwaao. Agar Gurgaon ke saare malls me 500 log chaahiye to aur force mangwao. 500 police wale bulwaa lo…zaroorat hai.

    Police Driver – kuch nahi hoga usse.

    Brijesh – aapne phone bhi kiyaa?

    Police Driver – rehne de bhai. Kuch nahi hogaa.

    Puneet – Aise kaise nahi hoga yaar. Goli maaro saalo ke pairo me. Sab theek ho jayegaa…

    Police Driver – Goli maarne kaa order nahi hai na humko. Warna hum goli nahi marte kya?

    Me – Sab saale chootiye bhare hai is desh me. Bhenchod. Kuch nahi ho saktaa is desh kaa jahaa saale aise chondru log rahenge.

    Readers; please don’t feel offended by the bad words (gaaliya) that I am using in this blog. I am just trying my best to incorporate the detailing of the incident as real as possible. And in reality, we certainly used such words.

    I was furious. Surprisingly, even I was furious over the police driver. However, I was still just cribbing. I was not doing anything more than that. Whereas, Puneet & Brijesh were in full action. Puneet called one of his friends, who is in media and works for a popular newspaper as a journalist. The journalist friend advised him to take some pictures of the situation. Puneet informed him that we don’t have a camera handy. Disconnecting the call, first things first, Puneet asked us if we can arrange a camera or a video cam immediately, for which our answer was – no. He suddenly ran towards his car to get another cell phone which belonged to his elder brother. It had a very poor camera. Since he had no other option, he thought to use it. His journalist friend was instructing him from time to time. And I was still persistent in calling on my office desk trying some luck.

    Brijesh – Bhenchodo ko marunga mai ab. Bus ab kuch kiyaa naa inhone, saalo ko zaroor marunga. Ab khoon khaul raha hai mera.

    I was still thinking, ke apne bhai log thoda jaldi emotional ho jaate hai. Both, Puneet and Brijesh were ready to take control of the situation – more or less in a Rang-De-Basanti way.

    And then the entire attention of the public went on to the entrance of Vipul Agora. Two couples, totally unaware of the situation outside, stepped out of Agora.

    Brijesh – Puneet wo dekh saamne. Fir koi scene hone wala hai lagtaa. Chal unki help karte hai.

    Puneet – Ek minute ek minute. Let me get the cellphone ready for snaps & videos. Wo dekh bhenchod saale lag gaye unke peeche. Chal…jaldi chal warna wo ladki ko chhodenge nahi...apne ko use bhi bachana hai...

    I kind of, accompanied Puneet and Brijesh. Out of the two couples, one understood the situation that they were getting approached by a mob. So they walked faster towards their car. By the time the second couple would have gotten the entire picture, they were surrounded by the mob. Both, the guy and the girl were Chinkeys, the ones who belong to north eastern part of India. I don't know why, but people in India look upon Chinkeys as "Easy Preys" for satisfying their chauvinistic needs...Sensing problem, they started to run towards the City Center Mall…

    We three too, rushed towards the scene along with other mock audiences who wanted to enjoy the show. This time, there wasn’t any security guard, nor were there any policemen as they were near to Sahara mall and the couple had already reached the midway to City Center Mall. Finally they were attacked by the mob.

    Brijesh ran to sideline few of the mobsters so that the couple can get a way to run. He was like an Irritated Bull...

    Meanwhile, Puneet was trying to get an angle to shoot. Everything was happening so fast that he was confused about the angle from where to shoot.

    I was again shocked to see few of the mobsters pulling the girl in such a way that she fell on the ground and started screaming. I literally saw 2 – 3 people pulling off her top. She was retaliating and screaming like hell. Her boyfriend got sidelined by the mob. After all he was alone and was a thin guy who got scared with this sudden situation. They got her top halfly removed till her neck and started playing with her body parts.

    I don’t know what happened to me at that time…I rushed towards the girl lying in front of me. I shouted like hell…

    Me - (shouting in full volume) Bhosadchoooodooooo…Gaaaaaaaanduoooo…ek ek ki bund maarungaa aaj mai…Maderchoodooo kisi ko nahi chhodungaa mai…

    Three mobsters were trying to get on her upper body. One after the other, I pulled each of them and threw them in three different directions. I don’t know how I managed to do so, but this time, I was feeling utterly powerful and felt as if I would kill anyone and everyone who would try to move towards the girl. I really don’t know if the mob was planning for a rape or just molestation, but I was truly in a killing mode. I pulled the chinkey boyfriend too and threw him on the girl so as to cover her body. But he could not balance himself. I was at the peak point of profanity yelling bad words (Gaaliaa) in Shudh hindi…Seeing this unexpectedly, few mobsters were slightly taken a back. That was the time, when I pulled the girl and made her sit. She was still retaliating, as she could not make out who was helping and who was misbehaving. She also hit me hard on my shoulder. By that time, I pulled her top (more of a T-shirt) from her neck, down to cover her upper body. May be that was the time when she realized that I was a helper. And she broke in tears…Till that time, I was constantly yelling all sorts of Hindi Gaaliyaa in full volume…I don’t have any logic for that. It just happened…Moreover, I kind of lost Puneet and Brijesh in the entire incident.

    Chinkey boyfriend – Sneha, Sneha utho, Sneha…

    This is how I came to know her name. Gradually she was getting unconscious and she again fell on the ground. I lifted her shoulders up and asked her boyfriend to lift her too…She was heavy but we both managed to slide her away from the mob. Meanwhile, I asked him his name, to which he replied - Sunny…

    I saw Brijesh who was still bare handedly dealing with few of the mobsters. Puneet was still unknown. Sneha, the girl, was still half unconscious. I saw an Omni Van passing by, which stopped after seeing the scene. I requested the driver to take the girl in the Van. But the driver was apprehensive. He was then requested by other people to let her in. Finally he understood that the girl was in the problem and needs help. So he allowed us to get in his van. Sunny got inside the Van and tried to pull her where as I was pushing her from the ground itself. Suddenly she regained her consciousness and felt as if she was getting kidnapped in a Van. She again used her legs to hit, which finally worked. Her heels hit me hard on my upper chest. But soon I used her name…

    Me - Sneha, Sneha, control yourself. Please control yourself…We are trying to help you.

    She again recognized me and regained her calmness. But she was totally broken into tears. I asked her boyfriend to lock them up from inside and I immediately slide the doors.

    That moment I felt as if my cell phone was vibrating. I checked and it turned out to be Puneet’s call. He called me at a distance and informed me that he could not take any of the pictures or videos as few of the mobsters forcibly threw handful of sand on his face due to which his spectacles fell and he suffered a poor vision in the darkness. He tried to search it but could not find it. So he ran towards his car, to get his spare ones…That was the best action for him considering the gravity of the situation. And that’s why he was missing from the scene for a short while. After all, this sadistic world believes in PROOFs, which we had to collect simultaneously saving the girl.

    Unexpectedly, we saw Sneha stepping out of the Van. She was crossing the road to move towards the JMD Mall as she saw a few policemen there. We tried to stop her and requested her to get back in the Van. But she reacted furiously.

    Sneha – (pointing her fingers towards us, she yelled) Ayeeee…Tum log beech me mat aao…

    Me – Listen Sneha, I am the one who helped you. Just listen to me. Don’t go over there…it’s not good for you.

    Sneha – I know you helped me. And for that I am very thankful to you. But please, let me handle this now. Stay away…please.

    She then approached to the policemen and had an argument with them. Obviously the Jaat policemen were not ready even to support her. Bloody Chootiye Saale. And when she argumentatively addressed one of them by touching him, they got furious. Believe me, the policemen started slapping her and one of his friends stating – policewale pe haath kaise uthaaya…? Now the case was really deteriorated and again we could do nothing. Both the girl (Sneha) and her troop boarded their car and left the place. This was the time, when we three felt really helpless.

    While the police was slapping them, one of the mobster identified me and said – Tune hi bachayaa thaa na usko? Jaa nikaal us ladki ko ab wahaa se.

    Puneet again sensed problem and instructed me and Brijesh to leave the place as the mob identified me as a helper and hence may attack.

    We left the place realizing – is chootiye Hindustan kaa kuch nahi ho saktaa kyuki yahaa ke log sudharnaa nahi chaahte. Of the entire public (close to 150, including policemen), only we three tried to take the situation under control…and we did it successfully by saving Sneha from getting molested/gang-raped. But on a larger picture, we still failed as there was not even a single arrest post the incident by those Jaat policemen.

    We are still shocked by the entire incident, yet a sense of contentment prevails just for one reason – we won’t find ourselves guilty of being a mock admirer. As we lost faith in the civil defense mechanism in Gurgaon, we decided to take control of the situation. We boarded our car and literally did patrolling on the entire MG road, till 4:30 in the morning. We informed several couples and girls coming out of malls, and pubs about the incident and the probable danger, escorted them too, till their cars and caretakers and were thanked by them instantly. We realized our responsibility, accepted it and executed it till everything was cleared up. Few females co-operated with us. Few, got more frightened where as others just thought it to be an innovative style of getting along with girls.

    There were these two girls outside the City Center Mall whom we requested to leave the place as soon as possible citing them the danger of walking alone on the streets.

    One of them said, we don’t have to worry, coz my Dad is in Army.

    To which I replied – The only problem is that your Army Officer Dad is not here, so please co-operate.

    Soon they realized their mistake and asked for help, and we escorted them too, towards one of the girl’s boyfriend waiting in a car on the opposite side of the road, who again considered us pranksters.

    We tried to help a newly married couple for about half an hour but failed to do so as the lady had a quarrel with her husband and she was settling it on the road. She shouted on us too…Oh God! Kaise kaise namoone milte hai raato me, help karne jaao, aur ultaa galiyaa khao. Ultimately, they lost themselves in the narrow lanes of DLF phase 1 and we left for our office.

    The moment I reached office, I found one of the team members from the GBG team, who gave me Saurabh’s contact number. After learning from Saurabh, that none of them faced any problems after the 3 Idiot show, I was quite relieved.

    We are still shocked to such an extent that we could not sleep properly. It’s been 11 continuous hours that I am blogging this incident. And in the morning when we went to the same place around 7:00 am, to search Puneet’s fallen spectacles, everything seemed to be so perfect as if nothing happened there during night.

    The very first night of 2010 taught us many things that definitely affected our personal lives. We have witnessed one of the most heinous things that can happen to a woman. We would definitely be haunted by this incident, if at all we see any kind of mischief happening around any female.

    Secondly – it's our humble request to all of you that "don’t just rely on the civil defense mechanism of the country. It is BAKWAAS…So start taking control of situations on your own by coming forward to help"…

    Thirdly, just grab a chance and leave this chootiya country along with your ladies, as soon as possible. You never know, one day these mobs might start attacking homes too.

    And that’s not the last one…

    This is for all the females (girls/working women/elderly)…

    PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE DON’T GO OUT FOR PUBS, DISC’S AND LATE NIGHT SHOWS AFTER 9:00 PM IN GURGAON ATLEAST.

    EVEN IF YOU ARE WITH YOUR PARTNERS OR PRESIDENT / PRIME MINISTER / ARMY OFFICER DAD’S, YOU ARE NOT SAFE, AS THEY COME IN A MOB…

    AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, BELIEVE SERIOUSLY & COOPERATE, IF SOMEONE IS GENUINELY TRYING TO HELP…