Top 10 Reasons To Be A Statistician...

1. “Estimating Parameters” is easier than dealing with “Real Life”. 
2. Statisticians are significant.
3. I always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet. 
4. The probability, a Statistician gets a job is > 0.9999.
5. If I make it, I can be an Analyst, or else I can always transfer to Engineering. 
6. Statisticians do it with confidence, frequency and variability. 
7. You never have to be right, only close to it.  
8. I am normal and everyone else is skewed. 
9. The regression line looks better than the unemployment line. 
10. No one knows what Statisticians do, so they are always right.